mishasminions:

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED




ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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thesithwhey:

oh okay theres just a baby polar bear on my table

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thesithwhey:

oh okay theres just a baby polar bear on my table

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peace-after-revolution:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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rapunzelie:

oops I went on a rant

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

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